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Introducing How2Beach

This Iguana is wishing he new How2Beach because now he is stuck on this rock.

I’m super excited that you found your way to How2Beach. This is going to be fun! That’s why I built this site… To Have Some Fun. But, I also know that people need some of this beach wisdom I’ve accrued over the years. This is not going to teach you how to retire and be a Beach Bum. I have another sight on how to retire early if you want to check it out click here, but I’m not going to talk about any of that stuff on this site. Here, I will show you how to not look like a tool at the beach. I’ll teach you how to keep your boss from knowing you’re at the beach when you are playing hooky. I’ll show simple DIY beach hacks I’ve come up with and I’ve composed a kick-ass catalog of products that will make your days at the beach, more fun, easier, and just a better experience. I’m one of those people who is always trying to think of how to make a product better or invent something that will make your life better. In fact, to this day, I have exactly zero patents.  

That’s right… zero. My ideas either already exists or my wife won’t give me the money for product development for the remote-controlled beard trimmer I think will change the world. So, it finally came to me in a flash. And by flash, I mean watching YouTube videos. I am always making stuff to take to the beach and buying a better version of my old stuff to take to the beach. So I thought “what if I put all of those products together in one place for folks to enjoy”. But, then I thought “how will they find this utopia of beach shopping?”. I needed to find a way for people to find it. And then BAM! A real flash! I remembered all of the clever video ideas I have in my brain about how to not look like a tourist at the beach. And Voila! I decided to put them all together and How2Beach was born. 

I decided to see how many video ideas I had rolling around in my head and I scribbled out 22 video ideas in about 2 minutes. So, I really think this is going to be fun. Hopefully, you will find this information entertaining and useful. I saw someone else use the term ‘Infotainment’ and I loved it. I hope they didn’t trademark it or I might get in trouble because I can’t remember who it was. 

If you just came here to watch the videos and read the blog post, ENJOY. If you see a product you want to buy, please do. I try to stick to products I use and I know. In full disclosure, I also get a small percentage of the sale for my trouble. But, I’ve worked hard to find the best products and I also try to find the best deals on them so that way you don’t have to shop around or waste a lot of time.  So you can spend more time on the beach.

That’s it. That’s the intro to How2Beach.