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How to move to a Caribbean Island – A Step by Step Guide

Have you ever dreamed of moving to an idyllic Caribbean Island? You picture palm trees sawing over your hammock on the white sandy beach. People tend to see their crappy job and dream of moving to the islands, but they don’t know what it takes to get there. We moved to St. Thomas USVI one month ago today. I didn’t really find a source that had all the information I was looking for. I did find a few kind souls through social media who offered some help and advice. Overall, the process is difficult. Now that I’ve been through it, I’ll try to chronicle what it took so that I can possibly help others who are contemplating a similar move. Obviously, this isn’t going to be the same for every person going to every Caribbean Island, but this what I encountered when I moved to St. Thomas USVI in the summer of 2019.

I’ll break it down into a couple of headings:

  • Preparation – What you need to do once you decide you are going but haven’t left yet
  • Logistics of leaving – How you get you and your belongings to the island
  • Costs – what it all costs
  • Getting adjusted
  • Lessons learned and mistakes made

I think these topics should cover most of what people want to know. Let’s dive in!

Preparation

Picture of antique chair with garage sale sign taped to it.

There are a thousand things to be done before you can move to an island. I tried asking everyone I could find the same question, “What do I need to bring that I can’t get on the island or that will make my life easier?” About half of the people said “bring everything you can, including the kitchen sink!” and the other half said, “you don’t need all that stuff on an island, just bring the essentials”. Needless to say, I was left to figure it out for myself. I’ll talk about what we brought, what we purchased, and what I wish we would have brought. I put a tremendous amout of thought into all of this and I still wish we would have brought a few more things. But, first things first.

Before you can figure out exactly what you are going to bring, you need to get rid of all the stuff you know isn’t going to make the trip. This isn’t just a move, this is a purge. You are not moving across town, or even across the country, ou’re moving across an ocean. So, you don’t want to pay to move things you don’t need.

Documents – You’ve got to go through your box of tax returns (and other documents). I had stuff going back about 15 years which means I moved them to several different states even though I didn’t need them. Along with my documents, I also went through all of my old photos and got rid of about 30% of them. Things like old scenery photos, duplicates, etc. But don’t get rid of everything. You will need to be sure you bring things like car titles, bill of sale for vehicles, marriage documents, tax returns, etc. I will talk about important documents again.

Clothes –

You’ve heard before that we all should get rid off what we haven’t worn in 6 months or a year, right? Moving to a Caribbean island is a great reason to put that into practice. You don’t need your whole closet in the tropics. But, before you decide to go crazy and donate all your winter clothes, think of your future vacations. You might want to change the tropics for the mountains when you have time off. Also, this is a good time to make a list of what you might need that you don’t own (extra swimming suits, hats, shorts etc.) And, the hardest for me, you’ve got to pare down your shoe collection because you won’t need five pairs of cowboy boots, or dress shoes. I also didn’t pack my suits and I think I brought two neckties, just in case.

Household Items and Furniture – This is going to depend on where you are moving and how you are moving. Are you taking a container, are you just shipping some boxes, or are you shipping pallets? We moved into a furnished condo (which we kind of regret) so we just shipped one pallet of stuff. We rented our house in The States fully furnished so we left most of our belongings. Since the possibility of returning could be a reality, we didn’t ‘burn the boats’. If you’re selling a house or leaving a rental property you’ve got to decide what you are bringing and what you are just getting rid of. I should also note that since we rented our house we were able to put a lot of things like power tools and camping equipment in the attic. If this isn’t an option and you don’t know if you will go back in a year or two you can get a storage unit, or try to get someone to store some things for you.

Sports Equipment– This was a tough one for me too. Your favorite golf clubs or fishing gear… what will be its fate? The hurricanes of 2017 destroyed the only golf course where we moved so I sold my clubs. Most of my fishing rods did not fit on a pallet which had to be 4’X4’X4′. Kayaks, paddleboards, surfboards, all too big to ship. Our condo has tennis courts so I brought the rackets that I haven’t used in about 30 years. I’m a bit of a packrat so I wanted to bring everything in this category. After some heated discussions, I relented because we were moving into a small condo and we knew space would also be limited.

Electronics – Are you going to bring your 70-inch flat screen… probably not. If your laptops or computers are old I’d look at replacing them before you go. Cameras, Ipads, phones, bring them all and think about updating them as well. I’d consider bringing speakers and a receiver if you’re an audiophile of any kind. I brought a very good Bluetooth speaker. I wish I would have upgraded my old GoPro Hero 3 before we left. My snorkeling footage isn’t great. And now I wish I’d have brought my entertainment set up.

Vehicles – A big question for anyone moving to an island is whether you should ship your cars or buy new ones on the island. After thorough research and asking many questions, we found a 100% consensus: bring your own car. The roads on St. Thomas are horrible: skinny, full of potholes, steep and winding. They said the island tears cars up fast and anything you try to buy here is going to be a peice of junk. Unfortunately, the vehicles we had would not have made good’ island cars’. We had a BMW which was to low to the ground to handle the bad roads and a big truck that I didn’t want to drive on the skinny roads. We sold them both and bought two Subarus. After much thought I decided they would be the best island cars. They are skinny, have great ground clearance and they have the all-wheel-drive for the steep hills. I was told parts wouldn’t be a problem and mechanics would be fine working on them. You need to be sure to ask those questions before you pick a car to bring.

Now that you’ve gotten rid of all the things you don’t need, it’s time to purchase the things you are going to need.

Here is a list of things we bought to bring with us.

Here is a list of the things we brought that were great ideas because they are either very expensive or you can’t find on the island.

  • Good Sheets (Kmart has cheap ones for $30)
  • Full Face Snorkel and Fins
  • My 4 piece fishing rods and I brought all my lures, line and all of my reels and tackle boxes
  • Stainless Steel glasses. We have big ones, small ones, wine glasses, mugs, you can’t have enough of these
  • Rugs – We have rugs from our travels around the world and they really make our little condo feel more like home.
  • My soft-sided cooler. They have hard regular coolers here even Yeti knock offs at the Home Depot, but I haven’t seen a decent soft cooler. I also brought a cooler backpack that will come in handy.
  • Dry bags – great for the beach
  • Hair bandanas– The wind is always blowing and I don’t like wearing a ponytail all the time. I feel like they are making me go bald faster than I need to. I bought about 20 of these before I left and it was a good idea. I also wear them under my snorkel mask, and it keeps my mask from pulling out my hair all the time.
  • Cosmetics/Lotions/Potions that are name brands that you like. You can find brands like Herbal Essence shampoo but anything “specialty” you will need to bring or be willing to pay shipping cost. Keep in mind that shipping can be as much as the item costs.

This is a list of things I wish I would have brought. You will notice that a lot of these items are preceded by the word “Good”. That is because you may find the item here on the island just not a high quality version of it. If you like nice things you will need to think about which ones are important to you.

  • Good Kitchen Knives
  • Nice Wine Glasses
  • A Good Blender
  • A Good Coffee Maker
  • Pressure Cooker
  • Electric can opener
  • Chocolate
  • More Bikinis (I told her to buy more)
  • The little flavor drops for water (I think the water here doesn’t take good and they are expensive here)
  • Better Yoga Mat
  • I wish I would have upgraded my old GoPro 3 (I just ordered this one to replace it)
  • Speakers/Sound System for the TV/living room

This one is a list of things we had to buy, and we didn’t expect, when we got to the island. Keep in mind we moved into a fully furnished condo.

  • BBQ grill (this was the first thing I bought)
  • Dehumidifier
  • Hangers
  • Coffee Pot
  • Blender/Food Processor
  • TV (the one in our condo was like 19 inches)
  • Air Fresheners (A LOT- our place smelled like mold and we spent a week scrubbing it)
  • Water filter (like a Brita or Zero Water)

Logistics of Getting to the island.

Moving to an island

Once you’ve sold the stuff you don’t need, and bought the stuff you do need, now you have to figure out how to get it all to the island.

Now it’s time to start calling around to get shipping quotes. We were told a shipping container would cost about $7,000. We were also told the cost of shipping cars is roughly $2000 each. Naturally, our first thought was “We will just put the cars, kayaks, paddleboards, surfboard, AND everything else we own in the shipping container, and we could get it all there for Six Grand.”. But it can’t be that easy. We found out they don’t let you put the cars in the shipping container. So, our next bright idea was, “We will put all of our stuff in our cars and strap kayaks on top of them and then we then can do it for about $4,000 when we ship 2 cars”. Nope! Not even close. They don’t let you put anything in your cars, let alone strap a kayak on top of it. You have to ship the vehicles empty.

Ultimately, we ended up deciding to ship two cars, to take two suitcases each on the plane, and to ship one pallet (The dimensions per our quote could be 4x4x4). I’ll break down all of the costs in a separate section. You have a couple of different options for shipping companies. A few of them are Crowley, Tropical, St. Thomas Cargo, and AWNA. My advice to read lots of reviews and talk to each company before you make a decision. I don’t this is a situation where you want to pick the cheapest provider. We used Crowley for the cargo and AWNA for the cars.

Shipping the cars and the cargo was a bit of a chaotic mess for us. Both the cargo and the cars ship out on Thursdays, but the cars must be at the dock in Ft. Lauderdale on Monday by 10 a.m. and the cargo must be at the warehouse in Miami by 2 pm on Tuesday. Keep in mind that neither port is open on the weekends. If you are going to be shipping out of South Florida your best bet would be to drop everything off on a Thursday or Friday. Then you can head to the airport and start drinking umbrella drinks.

But our schedule just couldn’t work out that way and this is where the chaos began for us. We had to leave for Ft. Lauderdale on a Saturday morning and drive 10 hours. On Sunday we rented a big van and loaded our cargo in it. Monday morning we drove both cars to the port and dropped off one car. Then, we turned around and drove back to the hotel to get the rental van. Next, it was back to the port again to drop off the other car. Finally, we drove the rental van with the cargo to Miami. After dropping off the cargo it was back to the hotel in Ft. Lauderdale for a well-deserved umbrella drink. I booked the plane tickets for Wednesday instead of Tuesday in case anything went wrong. That way we had an extra day and we wouldn’t miss our plane. Tuesday was the first day in a long time we didn’t have anything to do. We thought we would treat it like a vacation day. But, once again our plans were foiled, as it rained cats and dogs all day. So we got to know our hotel bartenders better as we had time for even more umbrella drinks.

Couple in beach bar with ocean in the background
This is us in the hotel bar.

You are going to have to live for at least a week with whatever you bring in your suitcase. If you are lucky your cars got on the first boat out and so did your cargo, but their is no guarantee. If they didn’t you will be waiting two weeks before your belongings arrive.

We had a rental car lined up for a week when we got to St. Thomas so we could get around the island when we arrived. We knew we were going to need to get supplies and stock the fridge. We toyed with the idea of just taking a taxi to our condo and then a taxi to the grocery store for a food run. We naively thought we could live without a car for a week and lounge around on the beach. But we needed to make ten trips to the three different grocery stores and five trips to the Kmart and about ten more trips to the Home Depot. Our condo wasn’t exactly turn-key. I should also mention we had never even seen it, my wife’s boss went and looked at and told us it looked fine. Needless to say, the rental car turned out to be a very good decision.

Here is a breakdown of our moving expense.

Vehicle Transportation and Registration

  • Car Transport $1600 per car to ship them. ($3200 for two cars)
  • Road Taxes are $.16 per pound. Each of our cars was about 3200 pounds $384 per car ($768 for two cars)
  • License Plates $175 each ($350 for two cars)
  • Registration $525 each ($1050 for two cars)
  • Driver’s licence $55 each ($110 for two people)
  • Car Insurance $1100 for a year for both cars

Plane tickets and rental cars

Obviously, this will be different depending on where you live. We lived in Panama City Beach, FL so we drove to Miami. I’m not going to include gas to get to Miami and meals and that sort of thing. Here are our ‘other’ expenses.

  • Hotel in Ft. Lauderdale for 3 nights $435
  • Rental car in Miami for two days $207
  • One way plane tickets out of Ft. Lauderdale to St. Thomas $169 each ($338)
  • Checked bags an extra $80 (they were overweight)
  • Rental Car in St. Thomas for a week $350
  • Cost to ship one pallat that weighed about 500 pounds $283
  • Then in the first week, we spent about $1500 on groceries, buying cleaning supplies, and supplies for the house
  • We pay $1,900 a month rent for a one bedroom condo. We had to pay first month, last month and one month as a security deposit. So that was $5700.

There was also, eating out in Miami and Ft. Lauderdale, and entertainment and gas along the way. But excluding those things, the expenses I’ve detailed total. $15,471.

Other expenses not mentioned are that we sold both of our cars and spent a little more than the money we got for them. That is a couple of more thousand dollars. Also, you will probably have some time you are not working, so you will need to factor in that loss of income. And, there is the stuff like clothes, snorkels and all the things we bought in preparation of moving.

We did make some money selling stuff before we left, but since we rented our place fully furnished we didn’t sell furniture and big-ticket items like that. It was more like garage sale type stuff. We probably sold $2500 worth of junk we didn’t need ($1100 of that was my Hobie kayak).

Getting Adjusted

Everything is a bit more difficult in the Islands. We expected things to be a little harder here and I think that expectation was a good thing. Going to the DMV (which here is called the BMV) is an all-day affair. You need to go to 3 different stores when you go grocery shopping because one store never has everything you need. You drive on the left side of the road. Roosters crow at all times of the night and day. I’ve lived in a lot of different places (all in the US) and my wife is from Spain and she lived in Denmark, and Nigeria before moving to the US. We’ve also traveled to many different countries. But living somewhere is different than visiting. When you’re on vacation and the power goes it, it’s different than when you are working in your office and there is no internet for who knows how long. Things like roosters crowing and power outages may sound quaint but can be quite annoying.

We are both pretty frugal, but there are a few ‘nice things’ we enjoyed and that we had in our lives before moving. Here you just don’t get too many ‘nice things’. You have to learn to make do with what you have. If you tend to be a person who complains a lot, this might not be a good place for you. You have to be able to roll with the punches and adapt. If you want to lose the respect of an Islander tell them “How you did it stateside”. They will roll their eyes and walk away from you.

Island Time is a real thing. Here is a perfect example, our stove and washing machine were broken when we moved in. The repair guy didn’t call back for a day so I called him a second time, no answer. He called me back two days later. When I got off the phone with him and my wife said: “Is he coming today or tomorrow?” I chuckled and relayed what he told me “Maybe I come Saturday, but if not then I come later, but don’t worry Mon, I come”. He did show up on that Saturday and he said “I’m gonna need some parts to fix dis tings, I be back” and we haven’t seen him since.

Everything is more expensive. You just have to adjust to the prices. Our first few trips to the grocery store my wife would say things like “I’m going to splurge and buy coffee”. I told her eventually we will just call it “grocery shopping” and not “splurging”. You have to try not to compare prices to what they were stateside. The prices are what they are. But, they also vary widely from store to store. Peanut butter might be $7 at one store and $4 at another. You have to learn where to buy what. Finding good vegetables is very difficult. They don’t grow anything on this island and by they time vegetables get here they don’t have much time left before they have to be eaten. They are also very expensive. Asparagus for example is about $7 a pound.

These are some costs of some things that surprised us.

  • Butter $8/pound
  • Beer $35 a case
  • Cheese (this is one of those items you really have to shop around but generally expensive)
  • Juice expensive
  • soda expensive
  • a loaf of white Wonder Bread $7. But they some local coconut bead for about $3.50
  • Chocolate is expensive
  • Veggies are expensive and horrible. They don’t really grow anything on this island so finding veggies is a challenge and if you do, they cost a lot.
  • We needed a cutting board and a cheap plastic one at Kmart was $15
  • We couldn’t find a clothes hamper anywhere and when we finally found cheap plastic one it was $30

Some things are the same. We have a Home Depot and pretty much everything in the store was the same price as it was stateside. Beef and pork are about the same price but chicken is more expensive. Liquor is cheaper and wine is about the same, maybe 10-15% higher.

We also found a thrift store and now I go there to look for things first. We bought a cutting board there for $2 and box fan that was $30 at Kmart was $15 at the thrift store. You have to learn to be resourceful.

Some other essentials we pay for:

  • Cable $80 a month (which we decided to turn off we anticipated this move, that is why we bought a Fire Stick before we left the States)
  • WiFi $50/month
  • Rent $1900 for a one-bedroom condo on the beach
  • Power (haven’t gotten our first bill yet but we are scared)
  • Water and Gas on our first bill was $90 for our first month.
  • Car insurance $1100 a year for a 2006 Subaru and a 2010 Subaru

Lessons Learned and Mistakes Made

One of the first things we learned was that getting the cars to the island was a bit more complicated than we anticipated. You have to run around and go to one government office and pay a tax then go to the port and do something else, and then go to the DMV for another thing and then to another place. It is a chaotic sequence of events. When trying to get our car tags we had our car insurance info on our phones but we needed a printed copy, and he only place to make a printed copy is a 15-minute drive away. After driving to print out the insurance cards we returned to the DMV to find it closed at 3:00 and we expected them to be open to 5:00 and so we had to come back the next day. Then we found out you had to have an inspection done on your car, but the inspections end at 1:45. I might do a whole post on how to get your car through customs and registered in St. Thomas if anyone is interested. Without having the rental car to run around and jump through all of the hoops it would have been next to impossible.

We also didn’t know how much we needed to shop around. At first, we just figured the Kmart was going to be the cheapest place to buy things. We bought things like a mop ($30) and a simple coffee maker ($32). We later found them cheaper at Home Depot. We got smarter with our grocery shopping and started to make a list of the products we like at different stores to figure out what to buy where. We didn’t find the PriceSmart for about two weeks, it’s like a little Island version of Costco. But they have some good deals there on certain products. You pay $25 a year for a membership. And like I mentioned before, don’t forget about thrift stores. When people leave the island they tend to not take things with them. Most people leave in the slow season so it’s easier to find apartments and stuff at the thrift store during this time.

To receive the cargo, we paid Crowley an extra $40 to pass it through the customs and do all the paperwork. Probably a good idea to just let them handle it for $40. I wish they would have done the cars for us too.

It was definitely a good idea to rent a car while we waited for ours to arrive. We had a lot more running around to do than we thought. Budget Car Rental was the cheapest on the island and in Miami. Just be prepared for the car you get in St. Thomas. If you get the cheapest car you can get from Budget in St. Thomas, you’ll be surprised how bad it is. Worse than anything I’ve ever driven. But a good lesson on “you don’t need fancy stuff on an island”.

Another frustrating delay was that to get our driver’s license we needed our driving history. Which we could have gotten from the DMV in Florida. But since we didn’t know we needed it, now you have to either mail in a form to Florida and it takes 2 weeks, or pay $30 and they will email it to you. Just one of those little things that is frustrating that we didn’t expect.

Other documents you will need. Bill of sale from when you bought your car. We got through without one, but they made it a bigger pain in the butt on us for not having it. Printed Insurance cards, Social Security Card (original). Passport, Driver’s License, and that Driving History. I don’t think they asked for birth certificates.

We wish we would have rented a non-furnished Condo. The furniture in our unit is terrible. The mattress makes us wake up with our back like a pretzel every morning, the cushions on our wooden couch are 1.5 inches thick. The dressers and wood furniture smelled like mold. After googling how to get the smell out of wood, we spent a week rubbing them with Vinegar, then Vodka, then buying charcoal air fresheners to get the smell to the level we could tolerate. And any furniture we replace we will have to leave for our landlord. We only have a six-month lease but we are buying a new mattress and a few other things we need to live comfortably.

Other things that surprised us

  • We were also surprised by how nice the people are. Some of the Social Media sights I was on made me scared that everyone was mean and cynical. But the people are very nice and helpful.
  • You don’t need a fishing license in the USVI
  • Hard to find authentic food (at least so far)
  • Water tastes bad (to me, the wife doesn’t seem to mind it)
  • Finding ‘Nice Things’ is difficult, everything just kind of seems to get you by
  • Seems to be a little harder to make friends that I thought. But we’ve only been here a month. They don’t like newcomers and they think no one has the cojones to last here, so people don’t want to make friends with new people (that is what a guy at the bar who has been here for 18 months told me last night so don’t give me a bunch of grief for saying it)
  • Parking sucks everywhere
  • Zero information to be found on fishing or fishing tips (without going out on a charter)
  • The amount of trash everywhere is disappointing
  • Being this close to the equator it is always dark by 7 pm. Just not something I thought about before we got here. No more long summer days. But I guess that is OK since it’s always summer.

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The Best Beach Hacks for long hair at the beach-For Guys and Gals

Girl holding hair on the beach

There seem to be a thousand articles about beach hacks that are full of useless information. But even in that sea of useless information, I haven’t seen many good articles with simple tips and tricks for long hair at the beach. I see articles that either has some regiment of 12 products you need to put on your hair in the morning, then in the afternoon, after you shower, before bed, and then repeat. I’m never going to do all of that. And I don’t want to put avocado and mayonnaise in my hair either. I just want some quick things I can do to protect my beautiful locks and help me keep it from being so tangley. I put together my list of what I think will help your long locks at the beach. I think these are good for both the beach bunnies and surfer dudes.

This is the second time I’ve had long hair. The first time I was 20 and my I was in college and my hair was think and the envy of many girls. I didn’t give it much thought and I didn’t really take care of it. After college, our society said I had to cut it off. Now I’m 45 years old and I don’t really give a shit what people think anymore. I haven’t had my long hair for very long and I’m a little concerned that my long hair is making me go bald even faster (mainly because every time I see my Mom she tells me a story about how her sister had long hair and it started falling out so my long hair is going to make me go bald). So I’m always thinking about what I can do to keep my awesome Fabio looks and prevent my hair from falling out.

This list is not based on any scientific research and Paul Sassoon didn’t give me any money. But if he offers I will take it an I will write a whole other article based on whatever he wants me to say. This is just based on what I’ve found that I think makes my hair happy and some ideas my wife came up that makes her hair happy.

It’s funny because everyone who envisions a Beach Bum sees a guy with long hair. Look into your mind’s eye and picture the epitome of a surfer… long hair right? But the truth is that the beach and long are a horrible combination. Ski Bum and long hair is a much easier life to live. I did the ski bum thing for 10 years, I’m over the cold weather. So, here I am living in the islands and I’m loving the look of my long hair. But it is a huge pain in the ass. So, here are the ideas that we have come up.

I think the best idea I came up with is wearing a seamless bandana. It’s basically a tube top for your head. I pull it all the way down on my neck, pull my hair through it, and then push it up like a headband. But, if I want my hair more out of my face I can extend the top of it to hold my hair farther back. It also keeps my hair off the back of my neck and keeps me cooler AND, it also acts as a sweatband if it’s hot (which it always is) it keeps me from looking sweaty. It also keeps the sun off my hair and protects my scalp. I felt like the ponytail holders where killing my hair and wanted something more gentle. And, I don’t think a scrunchy was the look I was going for. So this is the solution I came up with. You can wear it like a bandana like Axle Rose or make it longer and it holds your hair back more out of your face, and there is nothing pulling and tugging on your hair. After I got to the island I noticed lots of long haired dudes were wearing the same thing. I was shocked because once again I thought I invented a new fashion and everyone was already doing it.

If you have very thick hair or super long hair, like my wife, then putting it up or in a loose braid might be a better option. It will keep it from getting tangled but won’t put too much pressure on it like a tight ponytail or french braid. Remember it’s all about reducing the stress on your hair. The sun, sand, heat, salt, and wind are all working against you. So we want to find ways to make our hair happy.

Ditch the hairdryer and the flat iron. Your hair saw enough wind and heat on the beach. Let it air dry. Those natural curls will make you look beachy and carefree. Plus you will have more room in your suitcase for shoes, or more souvenirs (like rum).

Try not to wash it too often. Be sure to rinse and condition. A leave in conditioner would be even better. The sun and heat want to dry out your hair and washing it will strip away more of the natural oils. So keeping it moisturized will keep it healthier. There some ‘au natural’ things you can use as well. If you mix apple cider vinegar with water it makes a natural conditioner. Also, Cocoa Butter or Shea Butter are great for your hair. They will help to reduce frizz.

ProTip – If you’re are a blondy who gets green hair from the swimming in the pool, if use the apple cider vinegar and water it will take the green out. And if you wet your hair before you get into the water it helps reduce the amount of chlorine your hair will absorb.

And finally, I’m sure everyone with long hair knows this one, but be sure to use a wide-tooth comb or pick. I like to comb my hair in the shower when I have the conditioner in my hair if it is particularly tangled.

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Everything you need to know about water shoes – Buying Guide 2019

Picture of water shoes jumping in ocean

If you are going to the beach or on a cruise you probably need a pair of water shoes. Most people go to the dollar store or Wallyworld and look for the cheapest pair they can find because they think water shoes are ugly and they don’t last. But the truth is water shoes have come a long way since your mom put those ugly hot pink ones on your feet at the beach. Not only can you look cool in water shoes but you will find ways to use them after you have left that Caribbean Island. I just moved to the Islands and I bought some to use. Now I’m obsessed with them. I wear them all the time. I’m starting to wear them more than my flip flops.

So let me take you on a tour of the various option for water shoes. There are basically 5 types of water shoes.

Type One

The cheap mesh ones from the dollar store. These will last you 4-5 times that you wear them. They only come in split sizes like 9/10 sizes and they suck. You get what you pay for, so if you want to spend $5 on something that will break before you are done using it this is the way you want to go.

Type two

These are the neoprene ones you get at Walmart or Kmart for about $8-12. They usually come in whole sizes like 9 or 10. They will probably last for your whole vacation. But you won’t look cool and you’ll probably throw them away when you get home. These will work if you want to wear them in the pool or just on a rocky beach but they can’t handle much more than that.

Type three

Water socks. These are kind of new on the scene. I read a ton of the reviews about them and I wanted to love them. I was going to buy them before I moved to the islands. I read too many reviews that said they ripped after one or two times being worn. So the risk is, if you are buying something for a vacation and they break you may have to do without. anything for the rest of your trip. The could be a good backup option or something just for the pool.

Type four

Slip-on quick-dry shoes. These are the sweet spot. They start around $25, and they are going to last for your whole vacation and beyond. You can wear them to the pool all summer or even when you have a lot of errands to run and you think your feet will get tired from wearing flip flops all day. I’ve actually started to wear these more than my flip flops. Some days I think they are a little hotter than if I had on my flops but I think they are better for my feet and my posture.

Type five

Nice shoes you can wear in the water. This is your name brand category where you know you won’t be disappointed. Prices start around $60 an go up from there. You are going to get good materials and construction. If you live at the beach or if you do a lot of water sports they are worth the money. You can go through two or three less expensive pairs and then wonder why you didn’t just get the good ones to start with.

Alternatives

Sandals are an obvious alternative and I will just talk quickly about them. A lot of sandals are slippery when they are wet. They tend to have bad traction on rocky surfaces, and when they are wet your foot can slide around in the sandal. If you are hiking up to a waterfall or even walking on a rocky beach and you have either one of these traction problems, it can not only drive you crazy but could cause an injury if you slip or twist an ankle.

Wearing your old sneakers in the water is also an alternative. It’s a pretty sucky one, but it’s an alternative. Do you remember when you were little and you’d wear your old shoes to play in the river? In case you don’t remember, they get really heavy, they hold water, and they are always coming untied.

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The Best Beach Cart Review. Period.

There are a lot of reviews out there for beach carts. The problem is… most people who write these reviews don’t live at the beach, they don’t use these products, they don’t fish, they don’t have to lug them to the beach, and they have no idea what they are talking about. They grab a list of the top-selling carts read reviews and put together a list of the best sellers. I’m here to tell what actually works at the beach.

I’m not going to put a bunch of fluff in this article. I just want to get to the point and tell you what you need to know about beach carts. They need to get your stuff to the beach with the least amount of effort. So there are three things to consider. #1) How much stuff I need to get to the beach #2) What is the beach made of? (Is it rocky, compact sand, loose sand) and #3) what other obstacles are between me and the beach? (are there stairs at the beach access, curbs, elevators, crowds of people)

There are also three types of people reading this article and so there are three “Best Beach Carts” for each one of these three types of people. Don’t worry, I know who you are.

#1) They guy who lives at the beach and needs to walk a block or two to get all of his stuff to the beach.

#2)The fisherman who either lives at the beach or goes to the beach several times a year and has a bit more gear.

#3) The Weekend Warrior who brings the whole FamDamily down for a week once a year.

I guess I should make a quick note for the political correctness police. I said there are three types of guys reading this article. Yes, I’m stereotyping because the guys are usually the ones lugging all the stuff to the beach, so I don’t want anyone to get offended. You ladies are welcome to pull the beach cart too. In fact, my recommendation is so good you might not even mind doing it. Ok, let’s continue.

Guy number one, let’s start with you. You live at the beach or have a vacation house at the beach. But you don’t live beachfront and you need to get your stuff to and from the beach. You’ve tried the Walmart beach cart and maybe one or two other things. But, they don’t last more than about a year and they are still hard to pull through the sand and you’re tired of replacing them. Here is the truth of the matter. I’m quite frugal and I’m always to trying to find a better and cheaper way to things. But, as I get older, I’ve finally realized for the 1000th time. You Get What You Pay For. And sometimes you just have to pay for the good stuff. If you cheap out and buy an inexpensive one that either don’t last for more than a year or that don’t work worth a shirt, how much did you really save. You use this item all the time so you can justify getting the good one.

wheeleez beach cart

My number one choice for the non-fisherman who needs to get beach chairs and a cooler and maybe an umbrella… here is your beach cart. The folding beach cart. You can pack a couple of chairs against the trolly, then your cooler and an umbrella packed on the side and strap it all down. I’ve devised a system to hook some fishing rod holders on the side but it starts to get a little complicated. At first, it seems like a pain strapping everything down, but you will get it down to a science and get used to it. This option is really for someone who doesn’t need a ton of stuff. I own it and I tend to use it when I’m just going to the beach for a quick trip but I need a chair and a cooler. And do not get the one with the bigger tires. Get the one with the smaller tires. This one is best served for short trips and the big tires are overkill and they can get hung up on the beach access and it just takes up more room. This one also folds and you can hang it on the wall in your garage, so it doesn’t take a ton of room. It’s a good option if you live in a condo or small apartment too. It will fit in your coat closet. One caveat I’ll mention is that if you have a lot of stairs to deal with at your house or the beach access, the bigger tires do may make it easier to go up and down. But go with your tape measure and check the width of the beach access. I might be smaller than you think. The same thing goes for elevators if that is something you have to deal with.

Guy number two… Your up. I’m also this guy, so you’re in good hands. I can’t really sit on the beach without having a fishing rod and a line in the water. I made a custom beach cart to do exactly what I wanted. I also thought I could build it cheaper than I could buy it. I was right and I was wrong. I did build what I wanted. But, I’m on version 6.2 and I still don’t have it quite perfect. It’s the one in the picture made out of PVC . And after all of the work it took to make it, I might have saved like $80. So if I had it to over again, I’d just buy the kick-ass one right off the bat and spend the extra $80. Then I’d have saved the two weeks I spent building 9 different version and 47 trips to the Home Depot and still not quite have the perfect version of what I want. I recommend buying either The Junior Fish-N- Mate or the Joy Best Fishing Cart. This gives you the rod holders you need, more storage and you can use it on the beach for surf fishing, at the pier, or just to take the family to the beach. This is the best overall Beach cart for everyone.

Guy number Three. You spend a week or two at the beach every year. You fall into one of two categories. Either you what the best stuff to make your trip easier and look cool while you’re doing it or you want the cheapest thing you can get to move your stuff from point A to point B.

If you are in the first category you’re willing to get a receiver hitch and platform to haul the cart or have it take up most of the bed of your truck. You want to take it the fishing pier and to the beach with your family. For you, money isn’t an obstacle. You just want to know what it will work the best and where you can buy it. I’ve got you covered. You’re actually the easiest one to satisfy. And I’m going to do another article about “all of the best products for your beach vacations” so stay tuned for that one. You should just go ahead and get the same cart that guy number two bought. If you fall into category number two then you aren’t going to spend the extra money for the Wheeleez type of tires. So the type of beach you will be visiting is really going to dictate what cart you need. But the best rule of thumb is to get the widest tires you can get. They will displace the weight the best no matter what type of sand you encounter. I’d suggest something like the Sekey Folding Wagon Cart. It has wide wheels, and it folds up to take up less space in your garage until next year when you use it again.

And finally, there is actually one more guy. He is the “other guy”. The “other guy” is the one that will read this whole post and not listen to anything I said because he is still going to try to build his own beach cart and save some money. I respect that. I shot a video when I was making my cart so I could make a tutorial on how build one. But I never finished editing it and putting it all together. And I’m not sure if I still have that footage. If I do I’ll put in a link in the future. But for now, I‘ll give you a link to the wheels you need to build your cart around. These wheels are really the key to the whole thing.

That’s it. I really don’t need to talk about a bunch of beach carts that suck. The key is the tires. There are the best type of tires for the beach and then the ones that cost a little less but don’t work as well. I hope this was help and if you been reading reviews and watching videos maybe this will help you realize your overthinking it, Just buy one of these and be done with it.

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The Best Beach Hacks – From Someone Who Actually Lives at the Beach

There is no shortage of articles talking about “This Summer’s Best Beach Hacks” or “10 Ideas for Summer Fun”. But most of them are from someone in Indiana who just grabs the 10 best sellers from Amazon and puts them in a list. That is not what you are going to get here. I’ve made the sacrifice of living at the beach and takings 1000’s of trips to the beach to find out what you really need. I’m not going to tell you about Aloe Vera ice cubes or how to store your strawberries in your cooler like the other puff pieces people write. I’m going to give you some awesome practical ideas that will help you have fun, stay safe, and save time on your next beach trip.

I’ve linked to all of the items I talk about in this post. If you see something you like just click the link, put it in your cart, then click back to the article. Then, when you finish reading the post, you look in your cart and decide which items you might be interested in buying. That way you won’t get distracted and go down the rabbit hole of looking for products and forget to finish reading this article. Ok! Let’s dive in!

How2Beach Hacks in use

1.) The Flip Flop Carabiner Trick. Nothing says it’s your first time at the beach like tromping through the sand with your flip flops on. Hot sand flying up your sweaty back and all the people around you. Put a carabiner on your belt loop or beach bag and hook it to your flops as soon as your feet hit the sand. If the sand gets too hot you can always put them back on and just look like a dork. A lot of people leave their flops at the beach access assuming no one would ever steal a nasty old pair of flip flops. But believe me, it happens all the time. I myself lost a $60 pair of flops this way. It’s also nice if you are walking to a bar or another destination and won’t be back to your chair for a while.

ProTip — Flip flops are not always the best option. Be sure you know the facts about the beach where you are going. It could be rocky or it may have creatures like Spiny Sea Urchins. Or, maybe the water is murky and you freak out when you can’t see your feet. To solve these problems get a pair of Water Shoes or Water Socks. They can make your life a lot easier.

Here is the Flip Flop Carabiner trick in action

2.) The ol‘ Cell Phone in the plastic bag trick. Everyone puts this on their list of beach hacks but they don’t know all of the advantages because they don’t live at the beach. Sure, it will keep your phone dry and keep water from ruining it. But… it also cuts down on the wind noise (this is very important). It’s usually windy at the beach and most people still need to take work calls, even on vacation. I discovered this little trick when I first moved to the beach. My boss would always call me the second I’d get to the beach and he’d hear the wind noise and ask what I was doing. Once I started using the plastic bag trick, it was just like I was back in the office and he had no clue where I was. There are even more things a Ziploc bag can do for your phone at the beach. You can snap an underwater picture if you’re brave enough to trust the bag. I wouldn’t go snorkeling for an hour but a quick shot should be fine. An actual Waterproof Cellphone Bag would be better, but either one will work. I killed a lot of phones by getting them wet when I first moved to the beach. I finally realized I could buy a Waterproof Phone but I still use one of the bags at the beach. It not only stops the wind but keeps the sand out of all the nooks and crannies.

ProTip–It’s also a good idea to bring an External Charger for your phone. If you play music with a Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker or spend hours scrolling through Facebook and Instagraming pictures of your toes you might run out of battery. And then what you do? You might have to enjoy nature! Maybe don’t tell your kids you have it when their batteries run out.

See I told you people Instagram their toes!

3.) Waterproof Cameras. When I bought my first GoPro they were all the rage and they cost around $400. I think a waterproof camera is pretty much a ‘must have item’ for any beach vacation or cruise these days. And, you don’t have to spend $400 anymore. You still can, in fact, GoPro’s newest camera is $500. However, today, there are a ton of GoPro knockoffs that will do the trick for a lot less money. I’ve decided it’s finally time to replace my Gopro Hero 3. I’ve been doing the research on which one I want to buy and I’ve settled on this one: It’s called the Akaso V50. This camera has video stabilization which is important when you are snorkeling. The waves push and pull you around and the video is a bit shaky. At $120 it’s not the cheapest GoPro alternative but I think it has more of the features I’m looking for. This one says it also has a port for an external microphone that I need for my YouTube channel. They make a version that cost half the price that is a little lower picture and video quality and it doesn’t have the video stabilizion but it does a good job. It’s called the Akaso EK7000. Both versions will let use all your old GoPro mounts too, which for me is a big plus.

ProTip– Get the Float Accessory. I’ve tried using the snorkel mount and chest mount and having the camera in your hand is the best way to film when you’re snorkeling. And if you really want to step up your video quality try using a Gimbal.

4.) Here are a couple of tips to keep your kids safe on the beach. Nothing is scarier than having a kid disappear on the beach. I’ve seen a few freaked out parents looking for kids on the beach and a few scared kids who can’t find Mom and Dad. It’s easy to get disoriented at the beach. Even more so if it’s crowded like most holiday weekends that you might find yourself at the beach. My first tip is that if your beach has lifeguards get a spot next to the lifeguard stand. Not only is the lifeguard an extra set of eyes to watch your kids, but the lifeguard stand makes a great landmark for kids to find. My second tip is that if you don’t have lifeguard stations, a colorful Pinwheel or even a balloon can make an easily identifiable landmark for the little ones, and the big ones too for that matter. The college Spring Breakers bring 15-foot tall flags so you can find their party spot. I don’t know why parents haven’t figured out something similar.

ProTip– Heaven forbid your kid actually gets lost but if they do here is a great tip. Give them a Security Tattoo. When they talk to another adult, that person will know how to find you.

If you see the lifeguard taking a siesta under the tower, know that you’re on your own.

5.) Here are a few convenience items you not have thought about. You might not need these items or every beach trip but most of them are nice to have.

Drink Holders will keep your drink out of the sand. It may not seem like a big deal if you’re not used to going to the beach. Picture this, every time you set your drink on the sand it’s usually wet from condensation, and when you take a drink all of the sand that stuck to the bottom falls on your chest and stomach. It is super annoying. Trust me…

Micro Fiber Towels are also nice to have. They help reduce the amount of sand you bring back into your house, or your car, or your life. People ask me all the time “How can you live with sand in your shoes or your living room or even your bed all the time when you live at the beach?”. And I tell them “When I first moved to the beach it took me about 6 months to learn to accept sand into my life”. Now I hardly even notice it. Everything you can do to reduce your sand level in your life is a great beach hack. The Sand–Free Blanket is another option. But, if you have OCD it might drive you crazy when other people come into your “sand free zone” with sandy feet.

Towel Clips are also a good idea if you don’t like grabbing your towel out of the sand every time you stand up. You can also clip your Shirt, coverup, or Beach Hat to your chair when you get up to go for a dip in the water.

A Roll-Up Table will make you the envy of your beach neighbors. It will keep your snacks and things up off the sand. Food and sand don’t mix! You can even use the Towel Clips that you use to clip your towel to your chair to clip things like a bag of chips to the table so they won’t blow off every 5 seconds.

Carabiners also work great for some of these tasks. You can clip a ball cap to a chair or hang something from a Tent or Sun Shade. I also use a Carabiner Key Chain that I clip to my a cooler or shoe so I don’t lose my keys. It has a bottle opener and a screwdriver on it so I always feel like a man too (Even in my Speedo). And at the end of a long day it‘s nice to be able to get home.

ProTip– Don’t bring your 80-pound cooler for a day at the beach. It’s total overkill. Bring something lightweight like a Backpack Cooler or Soft Side Cooler. Owning a backpack cooler will change your life. I use mine all the time.

Pack light and travel easier

6.) Finally, here are some tips about fun and games. A lot of beaches are starting to ban alcohol. I just saw this product the other day and thought it was pretty funny. It’s a flask that looks like sunscreen. It reminded me of when we went our first cruise we used these rum runners. We bought the rum runners so we wouldn’t have to pay like $2,000 to get the ‘all you can drink’ alcohol plan on the ship. Which we ended up buying anyway because it was more fun to go to the bar and get an umbrella drink than to sneak off to the room to make another rum and coke. Plus, they didn’t check us when we got back on the boat at the various ports. So every time we got off the boat and bought duty-free alcohol, we just brought it back to our room instead of turning it over to the alcohol police. So we came back with more alcohol than we smuggled onto the cruise.

This Blow-Up Chair is something I don’t own but I think it looks like fun. I won’t say what I think it looks like because I want this post to be approved for all ages. The reviews are great and say that sand doesn’t stick to it. If Amazon had free delivery where I live in the Islands I’d buy it and give it a try. I give it a strong ‘potential buy’ rating.

Here are two games that look like a lot of fun, although, I don’t personally own them. The first one is Waterproof Cards. I don’t think they have a lot of potential for the beach because of the wind. But I like them for the pool. The Second one is this Kubb game, it really looks like fun. I’ve seen it a few times over the years and then I always forget to buy it. I am definitely going to order it and pick it up the next time I go Stateside. Basically, it is a game where you throw sticks at sticks. How could that not be fun? And… you still have a free hand to hold a drink. I think all good games should leave one hand free so you can still hold your drink. For instance, corn hole, horseshoes, bocce ball, etc. all one-handed games.

ProTip — I don’t bring games to the beach unless there are at least two or three couples. It seems like they don’t every get used when its just my wife and I sitting at the beach.

This list of beach hacks only goes to SIX but I think there are like a hundred awesome ideas packed in there. And the best part is that I have put in the links so you can just click on them and buy anything that looked fun, right down to the Ziplock bags. I want to make your life easier (isn’t that what a Hack is all about). And I don’t want you to forget something and then wait like 3 years to get it (like me and that dang Kubb game). So if you want it, just buy it here. And if you think this article has some good insight, please share it. I’m just getting started with this website so I need all the help I can get.

If you have some great beach hacks put them in the comments. If it is a good one I’ll probably steal your idea, take full credit for it, and put it in my next post. But you can feel proud that your idea made it to the masses… You’re welcome.

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Introducing How2Beach

This Iguana is wishing he new How2Beach because now he is stuck on this rock.

I’m super excited that you found your way to How2Beach. This is going to be fun! That’s why I built this site… To Have Some Fun. But, I also know that people need some of this beach wisdom I’ve accrued over the years. This is not going to teach you how to retire and be a Beach Bum. I have another sight on how to retire early if you want to check it out click here, but I’m not going to talk about any of that stuff on this site. Here, I will show you how to not look like a tool at the beach. I’ll teach you how to keep your boss from knowing you’re at the beach when you are playing hooky. I’ll show simple DIY beach hacks I’ve come up with and I’ve composed a kick-ass catalog of products that will make your days at the beach, more fun, easier, and just a better experience. I’m one of those people who is always trying to think of how to make a product better or invent something that will make your life better. In fact, to this day, I have exactly zero patents.  

That’s right… zero. My ideas either already exists or my wife won’t give me the money for product development for the remote-controlled beard trimmer I think will change the world. So, it finally came to me in a flash. And by flash, I mean watching YouTube videos. I am always making stuff to take to the beach and buying a better version of my old stuff to take to the beach. So I thought “what if I put all of those products together in one place for folks to enjoy”. But, then I thought “how will they find this utopia of beach shopping?”. I needed to find a way for people to find it. And then BAM! A real flash! I remembered all of the clever video ideas I have in my brain about how to not look like a tourist at the beach. And Voila! I decided to put them all together and How2Beach was born. 

I decided to see how many video ideas I had rolling around in my head and I scribbled out 22 video ideas in about 2 minutes. So, I really think this is going to be fun. Hopefully, you will find this information entertaining and useful. I saw someone else use the term ‘Infotainment’ and I loved it. I hope they didn’t trademark it or I might get in trouble because I can’t remember who it was. 

If you just came here to watch the videos and read the blog post, ENJOY. If you see a product you want to buy, please do. I try to stick to products I use and I know. In full disclosure, I also get a small percentage of the sale for my trouble. But, I’ve worked hard to find the best products and I also try to find the best deals on them so that way you don’t have to shop around or waste a lot of time.  So you can spend more time on the beach.

That’s it. That’s the intro to How2Beach.

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How to look cool at the beach

I’ve lived at the beach for than a decade now. And before my life in the beach I lived in the mountians in Montana. Both are tourist areas which are full of… you guessed it… tourist!

The locals take great joy in watching the stupid things the tourist do when they are out of their natural environment. I’m sure all of you reading this are way ahead of the curve in this department. But, living in tourist areas and making fun of tourists for most of my life has me super conscious about my behavior when I’m on vacation or somewhere I’m not familiar with. I won’t go into all of the stories of things I’ve seen tourist do, but that might make a great post for a later date. I’ll just get right to the point and go over some things that will help you fit in at the beach.

Here are 27 Tips on how to look cool and like you know what you are doing when you are at the beach.

  • Don’t wear your flip flops in the sand. It will flip sand up your back and flop it on everyone when you walk by them. Just take them off and carry them. Or use a carabiner to clip them to your belt loop or beach bag.
  • Mind the tide. Some beaches have a greater tide movement than others. I can’t tell you how many times we sat on the beach in Folly Beach and watched people sitting in the same spot for 4 hours. The tide slowly crept closer and closer to them until they were finally shocked by a wave getting their stuff all wet. That is funny every time.
  • Don’t overpack. I’ll do a video or another post on what to pack later. But think of how long you will be there and try to figure out what you really need.
  • Pick up your trash! I should have made this number one. I don’t think it takes much explaining. If you really want to look cool pick up a couple of pieces of trash that aren’t yours.
  • Also, Hold onto your Butt! Don’t put your cigarette butts in the sand. People think if they put them one inch below the sand that they disappear, but they don’t. Take them with you.
  • Use Reef Safe Sunscreen. If you’re at a beach that has coral or any kind of reef you really need to start using Reef Safe Sunscreen. Some beaches are starting to issue fines if you don’t use. Plus, if you went to a beach to snorkel and look at the reef doesn’t it just make sense to try not to kill it?
  • Bring Proper Foot Wear. There are many types of beaches and they require different types of footwear. A nice white sand beach might be calling for bare feet. But if the sand if even a shade darker and it’s a tan color, it can get really hot. And you don’t want to be flicking hot sand up your sweaty back in flip flops. So you might need a pair of sandals. And some beaches are rocky so you might want a water sock or water shoe that you keep on the whole time. I will link to a video on some reviews.
  • Keep it to yourself. The noise that is. The day of the boombox is long gone. Sound doesn’t travel very well at most beaches so a Bluetooth speaker at a low to moderate level might be ok. It depends on if the beach you are on has waves making noise and a lot of other noisy people. Also, don’t scream at your kids to get out of the water, and stop hitting their sister and don’t throw sand. Get up and go talk to them. It can drive people crazy. The same goes for barking dogs. Just try to be courteous. It isn’t that hard to figure out how to be a good neighbor.
  • Which brings me to where to set up. Don’t set up your tent and beach chairs and BBQ grill right in front of a couple laying on their towels. And if there is room give yourself some space between you and your neighbor. At some beaches, they have rental chairs that try to get all the good spots. I’m fine with aggravating them because they should have to be set back a bit farther back from the water (This is my opinion. Your not going to change my mind if you own a chair rental company so don’t give me a big speech.)
  • Drinking and Peeing. Everybody knows that everyone who is drinking or even just sitting on the beach is going to have to pee at some point. And everyone is going to go into the water to pee. So if this is you, do us all a favor and go out a little deeper. We don’t want to see pee going down your leg watch you squat in 6 inches of water. I seriously see this all the time. Go out to chest-deep and do your business so that people are at least guessing if that is what you are doing.
  • When you shake it, think about wind direction. I’m talking about your towel of course. When you get up to leave and you pick up your towel and all of your other beach stuff, the wind is going to blow the sand. So if the beach is crowded sometimes you can slide your towel back to an unpopulated spot to shake it off. If you can’t just don’t lift it up over your head and wave it around. Try to keep it close to the ground to limit the sand’s travel distance.
  • Sex on the beach. Just don’t do it. It sounds like a fun bucket list item, but sand in your nether regions is not any fun, and in the water can expose you to some bacteria issues. So just count your sex in your hotel room at the beach, as your beach sex. I know that has you thinking about the balcony, doesn’t it? Well, that’s your call. I’m not going to get into that debate.
  • Games. Corn Hole, Bocce Ball, Frisbee, Beach Beer Pong, they are all tons of fun. Take them to the back of the beach behind everyone. They usually get loud and involve a fair amount of cursing and other jovial activities. Something about the beach makes people want to be seen and make a spectacle of themselves. Just go to the back of the beach and let everyone enjoy the view they came for. And if your a rookie kite flyer or in charge of one (aka your 10-year old kid) think about the crash zone. If they have 200 feet of line out and crash it into someone, it is going to hurt.
  • Fishing. I love to fish from the beach. I couldn’t sit on the beach without my fishing rod because I didn’t think I was doing anything. Well, technically I was probably still drinking, but I like to fish. That is why I usually go to the beach around 4:00. Most tourists get out of the water about for and then leave to get showered and ready to go out to dinner. Besides, most fish doesn’t bite in the middle of the day. And people in the water do not look to see if anyone is fishing. So the burden is on you to not catch them. And, my travel tip is whether you are flying or driving buy a 4 piece rod so it is easier to travel with.
  • Surfing. I’m guessing most surfers know what to do so I won’t tell y’all. But, if you see surfers out in the water when double red flags are flying don’t think it is ok for you to get in the water. They know what they are doing and they are attached to a floatation device. Mind the Flags!
  • Tents. I touched on placement earlier, but I want to make another point. Take them down when you leave. I know at a lot of beaches people leave them up because they are too lazy to take them down and put them up the next day. Or they are trying to save their primo spot. But I’ve seen a ton of them get taken out by the tide because tourists don’t know how high the tide goes. Also, turtles and other marine life get stuck in them. Not to mention it just looks tacky. So take all of your stuff with you when you leave. They make a lot of tents and sunshades that are very easy to put up to take down.
  • Digging Holes. If you dig a hole fill it in before you leave. This is another big problem for turtles and humans. Turtles get stuck and or disoriented by them. And lots of humans walk the beach at night and they cause a lot of injuries. So if you think digging is fun, you should be equally excited about filling in.
  • Lights. (I seem to be on a roll for turtle safety). Turtle season is pretty long and lights on the beach are a big problem for them. They come out of the water and lay eggs and lights from humans can easily make them disoriented. They use the moon to find their way back to the water. If you are staying in a house on the water your porch lights can lead turtles in the wrong direction. They are usually exhausted from laying eggs and if they end up under your deck they will probably die.
  • Bottles. Another one this is just not cool. I wish beach town would only sell canned beer. And I know your favorite beer may only come in a bottle. I also know you are super careful and wouldn’t break your bottle on the beach. But accidents happen and bottles break. Also, most people put their trash in the cans on the beach, if they are provided. And those cans get tipped over all the time. So just do us all a favor and sacrifice with some good ‘ol can beer like the old days in high school. You can tell stories that start with “remember when”.
  • If you are lucky enough to be in a place that allows dogs on the beach pick up their poo. And if your dog is a runner keep it on a leash. Any place that still allows dogs is probably just hanging on by a thread. So show people how nice it can to have the pooches on the beach and don’t screw it up for everyone.
  • Seagulls. Another one for the category of ‘please just don’t do it’. I didn’t really think this was going to be a list of what not to do when I started writing it. But, these are the things I see people doing that drive everyone crazy. If you want to feed the seagulls, first of all, you’re going to get pooped on, so please go where everyone around you won’t get pooped on too. And, just so you know, feeding any wild bird, dolphin, shark, whatever, is illegal and very bad for the animal you are feeding. I did do it once, but just for a second and to try out the slow-motion on my first GoPro
  • G-Strings, Mankinis and other types of skimpy clothing. I say you’re at the beach go for it. Don’t be gross in front of kids. But, I think anything goes.
  • Topless beaches. This one can throw you off a little when you’re not used it. So just relax an be cool and don’t be the person tring to get sneaky pictures.
  • Nude Beaches. I actually went to a nude beach by accident in Hawaii one time. This can really throw you off. So I’d say if you’re not willing to get rid of your tan lines too, it might be best to go to another beach.
  • Driving on the beach. This is still allowed in a few places. Keep it slow and keep it where you are supposed to be driving. I’ve seen several stories of sunbathers getting run over. And do not try to drive half in the water half on the sand. You will get stuck and this can be a big problem. You don’t want to be like these guys
  • If they don’t have showers at the beach be sure to rinse off your stuff when you get home. Things like the little screws in your sunglasses, your key chain and everything else can develop rust pretty quick if you don’t take care fo them. I wash everything, snorkels, coolers, beach chairs, umbrellas, etc.
  • Just be cool. The beach is where people go to relax and unwind and some people go to get wild and party. There are different beaches for different activities. Even different sections of the same beaches for different activities. So just be sure you are in the right place. It’s not hard to be cool at the beach. Just don’t be a dick and you are going to be fine.

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